Dear Felix
The Brass Lantern doesn’t like dull doorknobs any more than you do. That’s why I was so disappointed to hear you received a shipment of tarnished gold-plated knobs.
Last month, we experienced a frenzied selling period, and we ran out of our world-famous polish. Although we tried to prevent unpolished knobs from being shipped out, I’m afraid your box of knobs left the warehouse unpolished.
I am sorry for the inconvenience. Please accept the enclosed extra-large bottle of Polish Pro. Try it on all your doorknobs and handles, and you’ll get a shine in seconds. Also enclosed is a 1400 gift certificate.
Thank you for your continued patronage.
Regards
Lydia